I Just Feel Like a Loser...

Why do I continue to root for these freaking losers that are the Arizona Cardinals? They always let me down and I always come back. 18 season in the desert and only one winning season??? And that year they were 9-7 and all 9 wins came against teams with losing records. Monday night was a chance to show America that these Cardinals are different. That the sheriff Denny Green was in charge and that they do belong with the best teams in the league. Uggghhh! Makes me pissed just thinking about. I now live in Minneapolis and have been for 4 years. I've purchased the NFL Sunday Ticket so I don't have to miss a single snap of crappy AZ Cardinals action. After the week one win over SF, I went out and bought an authentic game jersey with the #32 on it. A couple weeks after that, I bought a Cardinals sticker to put on my car so I could represent the AZ from the MW. I was the only one saying the Cardinals would shock the world and kick Chicago's ass. The only one that believed in this team. This Sunday, I'm going to sit in front of the tube at 3 o'clock central to watch my Cards play the lowly Raiders. I told my buddy that this game is the start of what will eventually be an 11 and 5 playoff team. He laughed of course.

I HATE YOU CARDINALS!!!! BUT I LOVE YOU TOO! GO AWAY, BUT NO STAY!

Ah screw it. I'm a loser just like they are. We belong together.

Doc

P.S. Do not buy gifts for your girlfriend until she's passed the 60 day test. 60 days deserves one rose. Save the flower for a woman you really love, like your mother.