Damn the NFL schedule committee!
I'm an Arizona transplant living in Minneapolis. Why? I'm retarded. Anyway, you might guess by the title that I'm an NFL fan. Cardinals are my number 1 team while the Vikings are my adopted number 2 team. Vikings are on a bye and the Cards play tomorrow night! Fuck this bull shit! Don't they know there's people like me that don't know what do to with themselves on Sunday when their teams aren't playing.
It's too cold outside to play golf. I've already masterbated, done my laundry, worked out, and cleaned my house. Right now, I'm waiting for 6:30 to roll around so I can watch playoff baseball. Ah fuck, I'm semi-depressed. I always get depressed in October. Fall sucks, winter's coming, baseball's almost over and my AZ Cardinals suck again. Thank God for Bacardi O. My good friend is always there for me to help pass the time.
Doc
P.S. Never, ever, ever say you love her first. Make her say it. Make sure you always hold the upper hand. Basically don't be a pussy.
It's too cold outside to play golf. I've already masterbated, done my laundry, worked out, and cleaned my house. Right now, I'm waiting for 6:30 to roll around so I can watch playoff baseball. Ah fuck, I'm semi-depressed. I always get depressed in October. Fall sucks, winter's coming, baseball's almost over and my AZ Cardinals suck again. Thank God for Bacardi O. My good friend is always there for me to help pass the time.
Doc
P.S. Never, ever, ever say you love her first. Make her say it. Make sure you always hold the upper hand. Basically don't be a pussy.
posted by Doc Love at 12:48 PM
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