If I Had Only Stayed in Arizona

1. My friend Nate would still have his man hood.

2. I'd make it a point to get him laid once or twice a month. (He'd get that in leftovers easy)

3. I wouldn't have created this blog to respond to his blog.

4. We wouldn't even know what a blog was.

5. We'd be too busy getting laid.

6. Nate would have quit the uoppa a long time ago.

7. We'd get him laid. Did I mention that??

So Nate. Here's my response to your recent posts. I will post a reply on this blog after each of your posts. Kind of like a play by play or analysis of Zihuatanejo. That way everyone who makes fun of it can divert that "fodder" here and away from your site. Cool!? Cool!?