29 and Counting.....

So this month marks the anniversary of my birth. 29 freaking years old. Wow. It seems like yesterday that I was riding around my neighborhood on my brown banana seat bike. When I couldn't wait to get home to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks, Facts of Life, Brady Bunch and the Different Strokes. This month also marks the 25th anniversary of our beloved MTV. I remember when Devo came out with Whip it Good. That was pretty much my first experience with pseudo porn. My parents were not thrilled. Thank you MTV. It's too bad your station sucks now. They've got this show called Yo Mamma with Wilder Valderamma. It's a contest to see who can insult their mama's the best. How lame.

Anyway's my 20's are quickly evaporating and it's sort of sad. Not like I'm a girl sad and think I'm getting old with wrinkles and shit. I'm happier with getting older. With age comes more respect in my profession. My golf game is better than it's ever been. I think that's because I've grown more mature and am able to make better decisions out there. My wife and new baby daughter signify a new era for me. Middle adulthood. It's gonna be great. As long as WWIII stays away that is. That's another thread all together. Ok blabbing has begun. Peace!

Doc

P.S. Getting drunk and picking up skanks at the bar is good practice for the real thing. It builds confidence. Chicks dig guys with mad confidence. So my advice today is to go out and bang as many skanks as possible. Just remember to always wear your rain coat!